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By Evan Mercer in portents, jokes —

No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”

Empty pharmacy blood-pressure machine with three adults standing around it at a respectful distance.
Empty pharmacy blood-pressure machine with three adults standing around it at a respectful distance.
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He had narrowed it down to two cards and one fruit.
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Existential dread level: normal. Whatever he did seems to have worked.

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