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# Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/nobody-complained-until-it-started-secreting-near-reception/
- Published: 2026-06-24T14:15:29.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:40:57.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Two coworkers’ faces poke from opposite ends of a long silver HVAC duct stretched across a bland office hallway.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/wed_office_worm-1.jpg)