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# Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/nobody-knew-who-booked-the-conference-room-for-revenge-but-procurement-had-been-quiet-all-day/
- Published: 2026-05-28T18:11:58.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:01:26.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![A dull office conference room table arranged with a perfect circle of office supplies and a sealed envelope alone in the center.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/thu_procurement_revenge-1.jpg)