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# Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/nobody-liked-the-new-copier-least-of-all-the-entity-that-haunted-it/
- Published: 2026-06-01T18:35:46.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:02:54.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, portents, jokes

![A line of office workers waits to use an old battered copier while a clean new copier beside it sits ignored and repurposed as a surface for a mug, stapler, and papers.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/mon_new_copier-1.jpg)