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# Nobody wanted to confront the park's bench bully.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/nobody-wanted-to-confront-the-parks-bench-bully/
- Published: 2026-06-20T18:32:36.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:38:23.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: park, jokes

![Three adults squeeze onto a tiny park bench while one pigeon occupies a long empty bench nearby.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/sat_bench_bully-1.jpg)