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# Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/not-everyone-can-pull-off-suitcase-potatoes/
- Published: 2026-04-26T18:20:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:37:21.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Woman sitting near transit beside an open suitcase filled with loose potatoes.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/sun_potatoes-1.jpg)