By Evan Mercer in city, portents — 18 Jun 2026 Probably just water damage. Probably. A commuter tunnel wall has a huge mouth-shaped water stain while commuters pass, one with a purple-and-gold armband.
mockumentary "At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
jokes The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."