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# Shade delivery was inevitable.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/shade-delivery-was-inevitable/
- Published: 2026-07-15T17:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-15T17:00:40.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, jokes, city

![Woman with a patio umbrella strapped to her back shades several people in a sunny plaza, with a tip jar nearby.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/wed_shade_delivery-1.jpg)