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# She says the clown did it. I believe her.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/she-says-the-clown-did-it-i-believe-her/
- Published: 2026-04-30T22:33:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:50:23.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Mabel, apartment, story

![Broken ceramic mug and spilled coffee on the floor beside a wooden apartment table, with a tuxedo cat nearby.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/thu_shattered_mug-1.jpg)