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# She swears she actually read 'Little Women' before mounting this adaptation.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/she-swears-she-actually-read-little-women-before-mounting-this-adaptation/
- Published: 2026-09-30T16:36:51.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-30T16:36:51.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, jokes, city

![Woman crouches beside traffic cones topped with oversized baby doll heads and colorful ribbon hair on a city sidewalk.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/wed_traffic_dolls-1.jpg)