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# She thought they were bronze enough, apparently.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/she-thought-they-were-bronze-enough-apparently/
- Published: 2026-06-15T16:58:34.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:15:25.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: city, jokes

![Older woman applies sunscreen to the child figures of a bronze family sculpture in a sunny public square.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/mon_statue_sunscreen-1.jpg)