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# She won the building raffle, but the prize was a "unit sanitation event."
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/she-won-the-building-raffle-but-the-prize-was-a-unit-sanitation-event/
- Published: 2026-07-03T21:50:43.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-10T02:27:35.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Woman reads a letter in an apartment lobby while neighbors in party hats celebrate around her.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/fri_raffle_winner-1.jpg)