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# She’s getting better results than the fire hydrant guy.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/shes-getting-better-results-than-the-fire-hydrant-guy/
- Published: 2026-10-17T18:43:20.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-17T18:43:19.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![A woman waters a large For Rent sign while several smaller For Rent signs appear to sprout from the damp soil around it.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/10/sat_watering_signs-1.jpg)