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# Six finalists. One deeply unfortunate character.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/six-finalists-one-deeply-unfortunate-character/
- Published: 2026-08-28T12:15:10.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-28T12:15:09.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, coffee shop

![Six café customers of different ages share the same blunt bowl haircut; one wears a purple armband with a gold stripe.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/fri_bad_haircuts-1.jpg)