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# Somebody forgot to turn off Find My Umbrella.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/somebody-forgot-to-turn-off-find-my-umbrella/
- Published: 2026-09-04T12:39:44.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-04T12:39:43.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, texture, city

![Rainy downtown sidewalk crowded with dark umbrellas, with one bright yellow umbrella standing out near the center.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/fri_yellow_umbrella-1.jpg)