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# Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/somewhere-a-scientist-is-getting-fired-for-this/
- Published: 2026-05-10T16:07:16.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:55:13.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: park, jokes

![Outdoor chess table in a park with toy dinosaurs facing green plastic army men instead of chess pieces.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/sun_timeline_chess-1.jpg)