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By Evan Mercer in park, jokes — 10 May 2026

Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.

Outdoor chess table in a park with toy dinosaurs facing green plastic army men instead of chess pieces.
Outdoor chess table in a park with toy dinosaurs facing green plastic army men instead of chess pieces.

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