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# Superman has kryptonite. Bubbleman has doors.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/superman-has-kryptonite-bubbleman-has-doors/
- Published: 2026-10-27T16:34:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-27T16:33:59.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, city

![A man covered in transparent inflatable beach balls struggles to squeeze through a shop doorway, his oversized costume caught against the frame.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/10/sat_bubbleman-1.jpg)