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The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
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The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.

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You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.
You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.
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You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.

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This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
Sloane Occurrences

This was not helpful, but it was sincere.

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The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
Sloane Occurrences

The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.

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Shade delivery was inevitable.
Shade delivery was inevitable.
Sloane Occurrences

Shade delivery was inevitable.

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"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."
"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."
Sloane Occurrences

"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."

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I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes. I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.
Sloane Occurrences

I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.

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The Witness Cloak
The Witness Cloak
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The Witness Cloak

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He kept putting it against walls and yelling, "It doesn’t work!" He kept putting it against walls and yelling, "It doesn’t work!"
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He kept putting it against walls and yelling, "It doesn’t work!"

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He’d had enough of coin-wishing. Time to try some wish-fishing.
He’d had enough of coin-wishing. Time to try some wish-fishing.
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He’d had enough of coin-wishing. Time to try some wish-fishing.

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As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?
As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?
Sloane Occurrences

As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?

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They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.
They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.
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They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.

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