jokes
The machine was not falling for this again.
Backup shadow. Sensible.
His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.
You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough.
Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
He was cold, rigid, and financially demanding. But the heart wants what it wants.
The client had thoughts, but couldn’t quite put them into words.
Though technically prohibited, raccoon taunting remains popular among those without adult supervision.
Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
