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"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."
"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."
Sloane Occurrences

"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."

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"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs." "Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
Sloane Occurrences

"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."

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"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
mockumentary

"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."

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"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
mockumentary

"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."

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"The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts." "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
mockumentary

"The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."

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