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# The barber made the same "mop top" joke he apparently makes every time, then gave him the usual.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-barber-made-the-same-mop-top-joke-he-apparently-makes-every-time-then-gave-him-the-usual/
- Published: 2026-06-10T21:45:03.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:11:07.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Barber seriously trims a mop propped in a barbershop chair under a cape while a waiting customer barely reacts.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/wetd_barbershop_mop-2.jpg)