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# The criteria for ascension remain unclear.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-criteria-for-ascension-remain-unclear/
- Published: 2026-04-16T15:42:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T22:42:37.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Single rolling office chair sitting in a bright patch of sunlight near a window.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/thu_chair_sunlit.jpg)