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# The prosecution rested. The defense rested. Justice did not.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-defense-rested-the-prosecution-rested-justice-did-not/
- Published: 2026-08-26T22:02:43.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-28T03:05:51.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![Runner in dark athletic gear sprints through a city park wearing an enormous white powdered judicial wig.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/wed_running_judge-1.jpg)