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# The elevator was full, but mostly with tension.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-elevator-was-full-but-mostly-with-tension/
- Published: 2026-05-25T12:55:54.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:59:01.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![A crowded office elevator seen from the lobby, with tense office workers surrounding a masked medical courier holding a warning-labeled transport package.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/mon_elevator_medical.jpg)