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# The ground crew was struggling to enforce even the most basic safety procedures.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-ground-crew-was-struggling-to-enforce-even-the-most-basic-safety-procedures/
- Published: 2026-09-21T16:45:02.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-21T16:45:01.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![Miniature pigeon airport in a park with runways, terminal feeders, control tower, ground crew, and pigeons ignoring procedures.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/mon_pigeon_airport-1.jpg)