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# The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-last-time-they-said-just-put-on-the-damn-shoes-the-argument-lasted-forty-minutes/
- Published: 2026-07-06T21:44:56.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-06T21:44:55.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: city, jokes

![Man in socks crosses a sidewalk on carpet squares while two people move the squares ahead of him.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/fri_carpet-sample_walk-1.jpg)