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# The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-machine-had-taken-liberties-with-the-sacred-text/
- Published: 2026-04-30T18:22:53.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:49:05.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Office worker holding an open printer manual and gesturing dramatically toward a large office printer.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/thu_printer.jpg)