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# The Mad Splasher has emerged from retirement for one final reign of terror.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-mad-splasher-has-emerged-from-retirement-for-one-final-reign-of-terror/
- Published: 2026-09-18T12:46:29.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-18T12:46:28.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, texture, city

![An elderly woman gleefully jumps into a huge city puddle as nearby pedestrians recoil from the splash.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/fri_mad_splasher-1.jpg)