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# The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-mouth-of-the-void-nearly-pulled-me-in-but-i-remembered-i-needed-paper-towels/
- Published: 2026-07-04T19:14:51.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-04T19:14:50.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, portents

![Empty transit escalator descends from a fluorescent tiled concourse into a dark lower level.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/sat_mouth_of_void-1.jpg)