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# The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-office-has-begun-preparing-for-gentler-emergencies/
- Published: 2026-07-02T13:30:43.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-02T13:30:43.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Office workers move through a hallway holding pillows like shields while a supervisor directs a safety drill.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/thu_pillow_drill-1.jpg)