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# "The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-office-plant-leaned-toward-the-new-intern-with-the-quiet-hunger-of-middle-management/
- Published: 2026-06-03T19:10:13.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-03T19:10:13.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: mockumentary, office

![A tired office plant leans toward a nervous new intern while coworkers pretend not to notice.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/wed_leaning_plant-1.jpg)