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# The old moon insists the replacements are all impostors. To be fair, the third one turned out to be a watermelon.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-old-moon-insists-the-replacements-are-all-impostors-to-be-fair-the-third-one-turned-out-to-be-a-watermelon/
- Published: 2026-10-22T23:23:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-22T23:22:59.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, jokes

![Six adults hoist a giant glowing moon into a park tree at dusk, while one compares it with the real moon overhead.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/10/the_replacement_moon-1.jpg)