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# The portrait looked disappointed, which was unfair because no one had asked it to attend.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-portrait-looked-disappointed-which-was-unfair-because-no-one-had-asked-it-to-attend/
- Published: 2026-05-22T17:24:12.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:58:33.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Bored office workers sit around a conference table beneath a formal portrait that appears disappointed.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/fri_disappointed_portrait.jpg)