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# The tour group was not respecting the itinerary.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/the-tour-group-was-not-respecting-the-itinerary/
- Published: 2026-06-13T14:01:02.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:13:50.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: city, jokes

![Man points down a city sidewalk while pigeons cluster at his feet like a confused tour group.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/sat_pigeon_tour-1.jpg)