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# There appears to have been a botanical incident.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/there-appears-to-have-been-a-botanical-incident/
- Published: 2026-04-29T12:45:14.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:45:13.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: city, jokes

![Three office workers carrying potted plants outside an office building, including one plant on a rolling chair.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/wed_plants.jpg)