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# There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/there-was-no-policy-for-fruit-with-unclear-intentions/
- Published: 2026-05-01T16:55:36.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:51:39.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Three office workers standing around a single banana on a plain breakroom table.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/fri_banana.jpg)