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# "They all longed for it, but today only one would find its forever bathroom."
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/they-all-longed-for-it-but-today-only-one-would-find-its-forever-bathroom/
- Published: 2026-06-17T16:46:46.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-17T17:44:07.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: shopping, mockumentary

![Customer in a hardware-store plumbing aisle tests plungers stuck to the floor while other plungers wait nearby.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/wed_plunger_adoption-1.jpg)