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# They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/they-only-started-appearing-after-she-sat-down-must-be-nice-to-have-followers/
- Published: 2026-07-23T16:10:56.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-23T16:10:55.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, portents

![A woman sits alone in a café booth as human-sized greasy handprints cluster on the window behind her.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/thu_hand_prints-1.jpg)