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# They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/they-were-demanding-to-know-what-the-plant-had-done-with-dennis-from-payroll-how-long-it-had-been-pretending-to-be-him-and-where-it-gets-those-amazing-crullers/
- Published: 2026-06-30T14:30:42.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-30T14:30:41.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, formal man, jokes, story

![Office workers interrogate a potted plant under desk lamps while a third employee takes notes on a clipboard.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/tue_plant_interrogation-1.jpg)

Still don't know what to make of what happened yesterday. I will post more about it later. In the meantime, if he wants stupid jokes, he gets stupid jokes.