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# They’ve agreed to keep it professional.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/theyve-agreed-to-keep-it-professional/
- Published: 2026-04-12T13:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T22:29:12.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Mabel, clown, apartment, story

![Black-and-white tuxedo cat lying on an open newspaper beside a ceramic clown bust on a wooden apartment table.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/sun_clown_mabel-1.jpg)