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# This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/this-feels-less-like-an-offer-and-more-like-a-warning/
- Published: 2026-04-11T19:09:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-17T03:27:21.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: clown, jokes, story, portents

![Cardboard free box on a city sidewalk containing a single ceramic clown bust.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/sat_clown.jpg)

I took it, because of course I did.