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# This is why I avoid being first through revolving doors.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/this-is-why-i-avoid-being-first-through-revolving-doors/
- Published: 2026-06-18T17:19:04.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:16:43.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Office worker waits beside a revolving door with a large fishing net in a plain downtown lobby.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/thu_door_net-2.jpg)