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# Too many witnesses. Botched proof-of-life photo. Might be one of the worst fake kidnappings attempted by a rubber plant I’ve seen.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/too-many-witnesses-botched-proof-of-life-photo-might-be-one-of-the-dumbest-fake-kidnappings-attempted-by-a-rubber-plant-ive-seen/
- Published: 2026-06-19T22:15:21.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:17:04.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Residents watch a neighbor photograph a lobby rubber plant holding a newspaper as proof of life.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/fri_plant_kidnapping-1.jpg)