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By Evan Mercer in shopping, jokes — 28 Jun 2026

We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.

Shopper tangled in produce bags calmly inspects peppers in a grocery store aisle.
Shopper tangled in produce bags calmly inspects peppers in a grocery store aisle.

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I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"

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I am under cat arrest until further notice.

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