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# When Neighborhood Watch discovers naval surplus.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/when-neighborhood-watch-discovers-naval-surplus/
- Published: 2026-10-06T19:21:14.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-06T19:21:13.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, jokes

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A man uses a tall submarine-style periscope permanently installed on an ordinary neighborhood sidewalk.