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# You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/you-never-think-youre-going-to-see-one-in-the-flesh-it-seemed-dangerous-but-apparently-it-survives-entirely-on-pizza-and-beer/
- Published: 2026-06-27T14:02:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:42:39.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Three movers hidden under one beige moving blanket carry furniture through an apartment hall, making it look like a six-legged creature.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/sat_couch_move-1.jpg)