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By Evan Mercer in activities, texture — 10 May 2026

A collection of small emergencies.

Library lost-and-found table with a mitten, glasses, water bottle, toy car, doorknob, ceramic frog, and framed photo.
Library lost-and-found table with a mitten, glasses, water bottle, toy car, doorknob, ceramic frog, and framed photo.

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Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.

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This is where the manual gets vague.

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