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For sale.
For sale.
Sloane Occurrences

For sale.

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"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
mockumentary

"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."

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A bold choice.
A bold choice.
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A bold choice.

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There's one in every family.
There's one in every family.
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There's one in every family.

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All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.
All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.
jokes

All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.

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Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
jokes

Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.

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Apparently the emergency is us.
Apparently the emergency is us.
Sloane Occurrences

Apparently the emergency is us.

I should have takem a video dammit. With the spinning lights and
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She will deny this later.
She will deny this later.
Mabel

She will deny this later.

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As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?
As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?
Sloane Occurrences

As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?

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Portable, collapsible, enforceable perimeter. I like it.
Portable, collapsible, enforceable perimeter. I like it.
texture

Portable, collapsible, enforceable perimeter. I like it.

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The Witness Cloak
The Witness Cloak
Sloane Occurrences

The Witness Cloak

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I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes. I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.
Sloane Occurrences

I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.

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