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By Evan Mercer in texture — 25 Apr 2026

A strange amount of ceremony for chips.

Glowing vending machine in a dim, mostly empty institutional corridor at night.
Glowing vending machine in a dim, mostly empty institutional corridor at night.

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"In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."

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Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.

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